[XB1] Eurobeat Me Harder Daddy (7/4/18 - 20:00)
Mar 13, 2018 21:05:19 GMT
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Post by Banter on Mar 13, 2018 21:05:19 GMT
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Eurobeat Me Harder Daddy
Saturday April 7th - 20:00 UTC
I've got a story for you.
I was driving home from a late night on the Vinewood Roads down the touge, drifting the turns like the drift King that I am, when suddenly I spotted some boxy headlights in my rearview and they were coming fast.
I clutch kicked my 900R around the bend to shake the challenger off but I just couldn't lose it. It's riding up right behind me and I get a better look at the car that dares to try and step to me.
Is that a fucking Futo?
I'M THE NUMBER 2 OF THE AKAGI RED SUNS GODDAMN IT THIS WILL NOT STAND
I slow for the upcoming turn but the punchy Karin passes me. Doesn't the driver even know this road? After this slow right is a sharp left. There's a ravine on the other side! He's gotta hit his brakes but to my amazement the Futo flicks its tail from one side of the road to the other with ease, sliding around the corner like some kind of slippery wizard.
The pulsing Eurobeat ends and I am left with the sight of the white coupe leaving me behind and embarrassed.
And then we're both blown up by an 8 year old in a Hydra screaming racial slurs.
Eurobeat Me Harder Daddy
Saturday April 7th - 20:00 UTC
I've got a story for you.
I was driving home from a late night on the Vinewood Roads down the touge, drifting the turns like the drift King that I am, when suddenly I spotted some boxy headlights in my rearview and they were coming fast.
I clutch kicked my 900R around the bend to shake the challenger off but I just couldn't lose it. It's riding up right behind me and I get a better look at the car that dares to try and step to me.
Is that a fucking Futo?
I'M THE NUMBER 2 OF THE AKAGI RED SUNS GODDAMN IT THIS WILL NOT STAND
I slow for the upcoming turn but the punchy Karin passes me. Doesn't the driver even know this road? After this slow right is a sharp left. There's a ravine on the other side! He's gotta hit his brakes but to my amazement the Futo flicks its tail from one side of the road to the other with ease, sliding around the corner like some kind of slippery wizard.
The pulsing Eurobeat ends and I am left with the sight of the white coupe leaving me behind and embarrassed.
And then we're both blown up by an 8 year old in a Hydra screaming racial slurs.
This is a one off event using the Futo and Blista Compact in two 25 minute multi-class races.
Before the start of the event you will be assigned a 'group'. Each group will use each car once in two short mcec style races. Blue Flags will not apply when lapping between classes.
Race Details:
Pre-lobby - 20:00
Race Start - 20:20
Individual Race Length - 25mins
Mandatory Pits - 1 per race - Can be taken on any lap except last and first
Start procedure - Grid will be decided at random within each group and reversed for the second race
Race 1: Baehemoth Short Group A: Futo Group B: Blista Compact Conditions: Current/Dry | Race 2: Group A: Blista Compact Group B: Futo Conditions: Current/Dry |
This event is meant to be an appreciation of some underused cars and not a serious competition. That said, general nodo racing rules still apply, and there is to be no respawning unless the car cannot be salvaged. There is no prize for winning, unless you consider being shamed for sweating a prize. I know Blaze does.
Borrowing a car is a-ok, just do so at the risk of the donor disconnecting.
Sign-ups: (13/20)
Banter
Blaze
Major Copyright
HotWheels
DenimPug
ReSyted(?)
Daddy Print
Equationunequal
Faruja
Toast
JettaArts
Ep1c Octane
HyperAndries
Sign-ups: (13/20)
Banter
Blaze
Major Copyright
HotWheels
DenimPug
ReSyted(?)
Daddy Print
Equationunequal
Faruja
Toast
JettaArts
Ep1c Octane
HyperAndries