There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!