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Post by SakiBomb on Dec 3, 2015 15:15:06 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for
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Post by Duncecone on Dec 3, 2015 15:58:38 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? well
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Post by SakiBomb on Dec 3, 2015 16:10:12 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps
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Post by KoBo_043 on Dec 3, 2015 16:26:05 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive
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Post by SakiBomb on Dec 3, 2015 16:57:35 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2
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Post by katenhond2010 on Dec 3, 2015 17:40:08 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2 of them obtained legitimately. Rockstar
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Post by SakiBomb on Dec 4, 2015 14:39:47 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2 of them obtained legitimately. Rockstar's orgasmic response to rdt33's rap-game
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Post by KoBo_043 on Dec 9, 2015 11:16:47 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2 of them obtained legitimately. Rockstar's orgasmic response to rdt33 's rap-game did the rest. Adam got
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Post by KoBo_043 on Dec 17, 2015 11:51:57 GMT
(come on Archer, get rid of that Satan status )
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Post by SakiBomb on Dec 20, 2015 16:34:08 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2 of them obtained legitimately. Rockstar's orgasmic response to rdt33 's rap-game did the rest. Adam got rdt to sign Team Brizzle
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Post by Duncecone on Dec 21, 2015 4:26:39 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2 of them obtained legitimately. Rockstar's orgasmic response to rdt33 's rap-game did the rest. Adam got rdt to sign Team Brizzle... sorry I meant team Brazzers
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Post by KoBo_043 on Dec 21, 2015 12:28:24 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2 of them obtained legitimately. Rockstar's orgasmic response to rdt33 's rap-game did the rest. Adam got rdt to sign Team Brizzle... sorry I meant team Brazzers. By Broughy's Brizzle Brass Band.
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Post by katenhond2010 on Jan 6, 2016 17:40:46 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?" Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox. The jukeboxes were playing music. Adam sang along for him. He strangled Adam with tubes, while the song changed. "Beautiful, such deep, how amaze. Wow." is what adam thought. Next, he decided to open his wallet, and spent £1000 on kinky underwearz for Nikki Sixx, bassist of the band Backstreet Gurlz along with Rihanna, who lost her umbrella. Hard Dick that he couldn't control. Dick was a badass racing groupie, whoring himself out to become Danica Patrick's crew chief.
His real name? Adam Brough. It All started a couple when Adam caught that STD. That Super Turbo Dominator. Danica curb boosted herself very sensually into B-Rizzle's lonely hotlapping life. They wanted babies! But Nikki was already pregnant with Adam's first son, Vladimir Putin. Nickname: Oleg. He was very Russian and refuses to take it up the tailpipe. Untill the day he found Nukes in Gay Tony's backyard. How much did Tony pay for those nukes he wondered? Well they were bought with caps. 20.000 Pißwasser caps. Extremely exclusive, as there were only 2 of them obtained legitimately. Rockstar's orgasmic response to rdt33 's rap-game did the rest. Adam got rdt to sign Team Brizzle... sorry I meant team Brazzers. By Broughy's Brizzle Brass Band. Luckely Broughy's Brizzle Brass Band
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Post by Brady on Jan 7, 2016 0:09:38 GMT
This thread may be better than the Broughy Memes thread
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Post by KoBo_043 on Jan 11, 2016 15:02:20 GMT
This thread may be better than the Broughy Memes thread Keep it alive then!
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