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Post by RcNumbers on Nov 4, 2015 14:00:49 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again?
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Post by KoBo_043 on Nov 4, 2015 15:57:00 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles!
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Post by SakiBomb on Nov 4, 2015 19:25:05 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need
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Post by xInfamousRYANx on Nov 5, 2015 0:28:45 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump
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Post by SakiBomb on Nov 5, 2015 14:57:53 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda
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Post by KoBo_043 on Nov 5, 2015 15:59:57 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he
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Post by SakiBomb on Nov 5, 2015 16:09:21 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard(^^ @ sticking words together and hyphenating them...)
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Post by KoBo_043 on Nov 5, 2015 16:50:51 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign(^^ @ sticking words together and hyphenating them...) A tiny bit of creativity should be allowed. Plus I'm Dutch, I don't know all English grammar rules .
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Post by arsenalgunner20 on Nov 5, 2015 16:55:47 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into
Vindewoodsign should be Vinewoodsign KoBo_043
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Post by xInfamousRYANx on Nov 6, 2015 1:57:32 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O'
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Post by vxwk on Nov 6, 2015 6:49:53 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony
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Post by Duncecone on Nov 6, 2015 9:45:45 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day tony woke
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Post by KoBo_043 on Nov 6, 2015 13:36:14 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes
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Post by arsenalgunner20 on Nov 6, 2015 15:27:36 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his
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Post by KoBo_043 on Nov 6, 2015 16:13:43 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter, overtaking KoBo. Tony smiled because he saw many unicorns prancing, farting poofs of glittery rainbows. Nyan cat suddenly appeared out of the smallest unicorn's ass! Rainbows and poop dust streamed all over Tony! It smelled Fabulous! It reminded him of "2-Girls-1-Cup". "Chocolatepudding" Tony screamed, while the zombie ate Nyan cat. "You forgot my special secret power, uhm... what was it again? Singing Chinese while riding unicycles! Even though he didn't need to take a massive dump, he loosed a fudge anaconda. "Topspeed-test!" Adam cried, and he floored the accelerator so hard, 'fudge' flung to the Vinewoodsign and crashed very hard into the tight opening of 'O' "That's gross Brough," exclaimed Tony. The next day Tony woke up at the hospital. Tubes sticking out his ears, going into a jukebox
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