katenhond2010
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Mainly racing on GT sport or talking about F1 on slack
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Post by katenhond2010 on Oct 28, 2015 19:50:26 GMT
Suprised that it took around 380 words before "Adam Brough" was mentioned. Expected that name to fall in post 4
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Post by KoBo_043 on Oct 28, 2015 20:46:01 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally
(just to make it easier to continue)
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katenhond2010
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Misinformation Troll
Mainly racing on GT sport or talking about F1 on slack
Posts: 2,440
Registered on: December 2014
PSN ID: katenhond2010
Social Club: katenhond2010
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Post by katenhond2010 on Oct 29, 2015 7:51:03 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony together
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double_s92
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Post by double_s92 on Oct 29, 2015 9:55:21 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others
(Which silly sausage got rid of the bold and italic, I bring back)
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Post by Jackimo on Oct 29, 2015 9:59:13 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
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Post by KoBo_043 on Oct 29, 2015 11:31:27 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together. Ooh, Tony, your car is( double_s92, I did because it was a repost to get it to this page. All the posts I've edited in this thread are to change it to B and I for those who posted in plain text. Thnx for changing it again )
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Post by Archer on Oct 29, 2015 15:57:20 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together. Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words as it
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Post by KoBo_043 on Oct 30, 2015 11:54:42 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together. "Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with
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double_s92
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Post by double_s92 on Oct 30, 2015 12:42:20 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together. "Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke
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Post by Dr. Chaotic Lord, PhD™ on Oct 31, 2015 0:24:39 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together. "Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast.
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Post by SakiBomb on Oct 31, 2015 1:14:56 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer! This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme. Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser. Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together. "Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires
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Post by Mid1010 on Oct 31, 2015 2:10:37 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK
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Ishan
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Post by Ishan on Oct 31, 2015 2:22:46 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3.
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Post by SakiBomb on Oct 31, 2015 3:14:43 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of
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Dr. Chaotic Lord, PhD™
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Post by Dr. Chaotic Lord, PhD™ on Oct 31, 2015 5:37:00 GMT
There once was a nice little zombie who liked to eat brains night and day. He knew when that hotline phone rang, he was going deal with another recently changed recipe to make them extra horny with sexy dinosaur sauce. So he took his Insurgent and he started the engine to win the trust of a hungover Miley Cyrus. Who's not the best brain-bait. Nonetheless he strapped on his Naruto headband so he could make all the m'ladies wet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But he totally forgot to start recording My Little Pony *NSFW things* on his computer!
This was surely going to destroy us all.
The end of chapter 1.
Hungry zombies were striking for equal rights. They had no success because all they could think about was food to satisfy their hunger for things that are the My Little Pony characters. But MLP was banned completely!
Driving to Slayer Miley's house he found out that mister Rogers was out front pruning the bushes with a giant paperclip. Adam was busy inside, furiously picking his nose with chopsticks and using his pepperspray to get rid of those Britney Spears lookalikes, who were mindlessly screaming the lyrics for getting a bit of attention. Why you might ask? Because of SakiBomb's 3000th post!
Saki, president of the 3K-Club!, The Helsing was suspicious of the fabulously eccentric drag queens, but he still loved them.
Suddenly, a wild elephant appeared! And he was on a trip from all the ecstacy he took. He saw pink, fluffy sheep doing handstands and jacking off into a bowl. But secretly... he wasn't tripping, as this was Miley's Crib of obese inflatable sex dolls. He'd been searching for hours for his car keys, which were locked in the car by Jean Claude Van Damme.
Kickboxerstyle! But he Jacky Channed his way outta there through a window, landing on a bed of hot coals. He smelt bacon! Now he realized he had bacon feet! He never felt sexier. Seven leprechauns started doing the Charleston, wearing only thongs and top-hats. Hot-pink thongs to be precise. With frillies to be preciser.
Brady lurked around the corner in a desperate search of curbs for his off-road tyres, fitted to his pink dollar-rimmed Samuel Jackson. The following day, everybody in NoDo saw something. Something hotter than offroads over kerbs. Nikki in a chrome F620! They were all getting aroused by the car wash hobo, Adam Brough. Adam was showing his muscles, polishing Nikki's soft and pink Annis Elegy decals stuck to her F620. Shortly, after, Adam fapped to a nice little zombie who was named Trash.
She was dancing to German oompah music and eating 'Bratwurst mit Sauerkraut' from its homegrown native country MURICA! whilst contemplating the abstract ideals of GTA without loading times.
Adam never felt better! Finally he could visit Tony, together they could touch each others cars and visit Bathurst together.
"Ooh, Tony, your car is too sexy for words!" As it was a Blista Compact with large fries and a Coke addiction. It needed help. Fast. Dollar rims with whitewall tires and a boat-load of V-TAAAAAAK. DAT BLISTA ASS DOE <3. Blistering at the speed of molasses, up hill, in the winter,
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