Introduction [PS4]

I would like to tell you the story of a man who could not go on. He was a simple man. He enjoyed racing in GTA Online on his PS4 late into the night, and neglecting his studies. He enjoyed a variety of cars in-game, and in the outside world. He enjoyed booting up the GBA emulator when the internet was down. He enjoyed a deep tissue massage. What this man did not enjoy was only getting put into stunt races, and getting hit off the track WHEN SOME BLOKE MANAGES TO MAKE UP 20 SECS USING CATCH UP OMG!
This man was desperate. He didn't want to go cold turkey on his GTA addiction, but also could not stand being in another public race. So, he comes to this refuge from the storm on his hands and knees, begging for a chance to race in a better environment.