We are a clothing company that is uniquely American - we sexily advertise bland t-shirts by putting them on half dizzy sluts still woozy from a night of pounding. Our clothing is made in America. We believe that our clothing is sexy - as are the American workers making them, which is why we so often have sexual harassment lawsuits filed against us. And more importantly, our advertising is made in America because that's what America makes best - a dream you can never fulfill. Wear it.
Team Colours: 1. Metallic Silver Primary, Metallic Black Steel Secondary. Electric Blue neon lights, Hot Pink Rims. 2. Metallic Black Steel Primary, Metallic Silver Secondary. Hot Pink Neon lights, Baby Blue Rims
Your choice between Pink & Blue Tire smoke.
Team Outfit: M: Gray Vest-White Vest Shirt-Gray Skinny Suit Pants-White Oxfords-Enema Gray Glasses F: Light Gray Vest-Gray Striped Blouse-Charcoal Suit Pants-Black & White Folded Boots-Black Plastic Glasses