Ammu-nation Racing makes its championship debut into the SAGTC
Reported by John Guinness
Team principle Just Hero , driving car #77, and long-time professional friendly-but-feisty troll -YoloSwaggins- , driving car #21, will be taking Ammu-nation Racing to new heights this season, as the team makes its debut title appearance. Hero was available for a few words about the occasion: "After Season 4, I had to take some time off to reassess my books. Well, I'm back with a new team and $300 million more in my pocket. We've chosen to take the Pfister chassis this season after rigorous testing that has taken months of planning, and we hope it'll take up the distance us until the final week."
Second driver -YoloSwaggins- was also available for a statement, but only with team boss Hero in the background: "I'm looking forward to racing this season from the start, opposed to being a fill-in for LSPD. I wanted to drive in the Debonaire colours this season, but my tyrannical leader HeroShit wouldn't le-". He was quickly cut off by security before Hero dismissed all further efforts to reach for comment.
Ammu-nation is a young team, only ever racing in 2 one-off events previous to this. Having said that, it is undeniable that their 2 drivers will be fighting over every point, for motives both on and off the track.