Avian Autosport

AVIAN AUTOSPORT TAKES FLIGHT

Avian Autosport are delighted to announce their participation in the inaugural NoDo PS3 Customs and Stocks Championship. Driving for our birdacious team in this championship will be two badass birdmen in the shape of marklyell and KoBo_043 - however, the team doesn't begin and end with our two racers. No, no - this team has that special ingredient in the shape of our beloved mascot, Zjuulke the Cockatiel.

Zjuulke is no stranger to GTA racing - infact, he knows the ins and outs of GTA racing so well that he's perfected the art of the tactical distract down Kobo's mic. We took a minute to interview the world's most talented cockatiel to get his thoughts on the role he'll play in the upcoming championship: "Well, squawk, when it comes to the customs and stocks championship, tactical distractions are the name of the game" Zjuulke tells us. "cloudmcshort goes for a cheeky inside move on my boy Mark? SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK!v@dim thinks he can try to fly past Kobo on a straight? NUH-UH! Flying is my department boys, it'll be SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK and into a lamppost you go!"

With Zjuulke's thoughts in mind, we asked Kobo what he thinks of criticism that using Zjuulke as a third man is somehow unsporting and Kobo told us "I guess it can be unfair when Zjuulke's squawking distracts other competitors but I don't tell him to do it, he can't help it, I mean.....hold on a second.....BE QUIET ZJUULKE! I TOLD YOU, I WILL ONLY FEED YOU WHEN YOU CAUSE Duchartre TO DO A BARREL ROLL AGAIN, UNTIL THEN YOU GO HUNGRY BOY! ..... sorry about that, so yeah, like I was saying, if Zjuulke squawks it's not our fault, we take sportsmanship and fairness extremely seriously and Zjuulke will be a mascot and nothing more"

There you have it folks, look out for them flying past you and squawking their way to victory in the Customs and Stocks championship - one thing's for sure, with our beautiful dew yellow colour scheme, Avian Autosport is one team you won't be able to miss. See you on the track!