Post by Nick420Guy on Jul 2, 2016 16:06:14 GMT
BIKINI UNIVERSE MOTOR SPORTS
At Bikini Universe Motor Sports or BUMS for short our motto is simply
GO FAST, TURN HEADS
After being a freelance and a reserve driver on several teams I have struck a sponsorship deal with the one and only Bikini Universe.
It didn't take much convincing for Bikini Universe shareholders to realize the advertising value of hot women competing in some of the most prestigious race events in Los Santos in bikinis.
Unfortunately due to a disability ( and being the last person anyone wants to see in a bikini ) team owner Nick420Guy as part of the sponsorship deal agreed to hire Beautiful Blonde Ivana Tinkle to drive his cars.
Team Car colors are:
Primary - Metallic Midnight Purple with Candy Red Pearlescent
Secondary - Metallic Midnight Purple
Wheels - Black or Chrome (drivers choice)
Neons - Blacklight
Tire Smoke - Purple (optional)
Team Uniform will consist of Swimwear or Lingerie in Red, White or Black with matching high heals
Update, on the advice of our lawyers we have changed the wording of the contract to now include men on the team. You must still wear swimwear (or Lingerie) but Speedos are strictly outlawed for the guys.
Ivana Tinkle comes to BUMS with some prior experience driving for Nick420Guy
Reserve Driver for Beeker's Garage in the last 2 Comet Cup races on PC
A somewhat respectable showing for her first competitive races finishing 13th on Elysian Fields Raceway and 10th on The Greater Bridges to help pull Beeker's out last in the team standings.
Next up was the PC NOSCAR Senora 200 driving the special NOSCAR version of the Karin Sultan RS for Benny's Motorworks
Again she finished near the back but had fun and gained more experience and skill. She said after the race "I have always done road courses, so going around in circles was kind of boring really. But it still got exciting when there was a battle for position happening. The reason I may have found it boring at times was, due to a lot of last minute drop outs there was only half the field racing, which left a lot of gaps between cars"
Most recently was The Crowex Master's Series Presents - 24hrs du Arsthe driving an Entity for the Jiffi Racing team
Shortly after finishing 17th of 23 and Jiffi co-driver RichardQG finishing 20th Jiffi Racing released this statement to the media....
JiffiRacing Press Release
Yesterday our team raced in the Crowex Master's Series. Unfortunately our first driver Divait was unable to race this day, so we had to call our reserve driver nick420guy. Despite his solid performance, there were a few complications.
In addition to this, we expected our car manufacturer Overflod to produce a faster car. The Overflod car had a decent amount of traction, but unfortunately it very much lacked in engine power compared to the competitors Pegassi, Progen, Vapid and Grotti. As a result of this we've stopped our cooperation with Overflod and are now looking to a new car manufacturer.
Well another event in the books. However this time we had a breakthrough race.
Driving the GT2 Reaper for Debonaire Motorsports we came in 9th overall. After mechanical failures caused a couple GT2 cars to dropout of the race we have our first podium finish for BUMS, taking 2nd place in GT2. Very proud of the team with their performance here and we also helped Debonaire Motorsports take 3rd place in the team championship.
We are proud to announce that BUMS will be fielding 2 drivers for these events.
Grand American Muscle Series Season 2
Due to schedule conflicts unfortunately Ivana Tinkle will be sitting this event out. However we have 2 very qualified drivers ready to step up and represent the Bikini Universe team.
Lawson40 and Kaleeb42 will be driving the Declasse Tampa in the Grand Am class.
Xero Gas 100
Ivana Tinkle will be joined by Lawson40 driving the Bravado Gauntlet going fast and turning left.
This event is the catalyst for the BUMS team being formed. After failing to find a team for this event with an open spot for a Jester driver we decided to approach Bikini Universe about a possible partnership. After some intense negotiations
Bikini Universe Motor Sports (BUMS) was formed.
You are more than welcome to join our team for any event you want to participate in. Feel free to drop team owner Nick420Guy a line to sort out the details and ensure the team is not already planning to enter the event.