Heist Horror Stories

Last week, the driller can't hack the system on Fleeca. Waiting about 15 minutes before I decided to drove the kuruma to the ocean and restart the finale, luckily the driller can do the job faster this time.


and today the transporter (crew leader) decided to take the black van before I turn on the mic and tell him that what he need to do is take the white van and wait the decoys leave the area

During one mission me and three others were waiting at a car near sandy shores waiting for another player to make his way to us, he was taking ages, then we finally clicked that he had ditched his car and decided to swim across the lake to get to us. Took him like 5 minutes. Finally we all got in the car and drove to the mission where he promptly died, but not before firing a few thousand rounds randomly out the window on the way, of course.

The rest of the time it's just people quitting, running ahead and dying, or not moving at all. Then there's the people that stall at the pay screen and insist on a 30% cut.

During the Hydra mission, some random got hit by a rocket in the Lazers and lived. They decided, apparently, to ditch the plane into another Lazer. Which Lazer? Mine.

Next try, I didn't take any risks. I blew up the Lazer he was running towards.

cameronman1329 if R* is an absolute asshole and doesn't give Nismo. his rightfully earned money (which wouldn't surprise me), then I bet the media would have something to say about it - something that would make R* look like a scoombag to the populace for denying someone's hard work while the others get the benefits.

That's why you don't Heist with random people.

During our Criminal Mastermind run, we're doing Pacific Standard - Signal. 

We do our usual strategy of driving the armoured Kuruma to the Seasharks on the beach which is directly across from Broughy Island (instead of the seasharks the mission directs you to). 


cloudmcshort , katenhond2010 and fox4flame arrive at the Seasharks first in Cloudmcshort's arumoured Kuruma (which we will use for the getaway with Avi) and I arrive at the beach just behind them as they're getting out of the car. Fox suddenly announces "be right back guys" and goes AFK with his character standing outside the Kuruma and Cloudmcshort already halfway across the sea to Broughy Island on a Seashark. I am the only one to hear Fox and I arrive beside his character just as four Police Cars pull up and begin firing freely at him. I have to stand there and defend him against the barrage of bullets. I take out sixteen cops singlehandedly while Fox stands there doing nothing, and cloudmcshort is over on Broughy Island taking down the cops there by himself and katenhond2010 can't make up his mind whether to help me defend Fox or go over to the Island and help cloudmcshort and just ends up running in circles

I can look back and laugh now that we've completed the CMMC but at the time I almost had a heart attack, it was pure comedy hilarity